The Bottom of the Bin

What am I?

2009-04-13T17:12:00.001-07:00

Think twice before you wish...

Bruno

2009-04-03T10:03:00.001-07:00

Sacha Baron Cohen's newest movie. Looks like it's going to be hilarious.

Expected release is in July.

Jesus Pwn3d U

2009-04-02T08:10:00.001-07:00

Nothing to say...

BBQ

2009-04-02T07:51:00.000-07:00

Another example of spell checking:

It's like middle school again

2009-03-26T13:38:00.001-07:00

From Collegehumor; your mother jokes.

Spelling Fail

2009-03-23T03:41:00.000-07:00

Sometimes spelling will save your life; other times, it's easier to live on Oak Street.

Scary Maze

2009-03-21T13:47:00.000-07:00

I know it shouldn't be funny, but I'm pretty sure this is how America's funniest home videos got its start: scaring little kids.

To explain this I'm going to use the description off of YouTube:
"The ingenious game makes the player concentrate and is silent throughout the game, but upon completion there is a scary face and scream. It's enough to make anyone jump out of their seat, even when you know what's coming."

Here's two of my favorites...

Look at that Horse!

2009-03-21T03:06:00.000-07:00

Apparently this guy didn't get very far in school...

More Stoners

2009-03-17T06:58:00.001-07:00

This one really explains itself...

Life Lessons

2009-03-14T18:19:00.000-07:00

I have this phrase that I live my life by: Go big or go home.

Basically it means don't bail at the last second...
Like this guy

Web Celeb Hall of Fame

2009-03-11T01:27:00.000-07:00

If you haven't yet visited CollegeHumor's Web Celeb Hall of Fame, I suggest you take a look. It's a good crash course in Viral Videos.

May I present one of my favorites, Leprechauns in Mobile Alabama!

Check out some other Hall of Famers here.

Kittens

2009-03-09T19:07:00.001-07:00

In case you haven't seen it, and even though I detest it, here is the infamous Kittens (inspired by Kittens).

Birth of a Viral Video

2009-02-26T11:47:00.000-08:00

My tribute to one of the earliest Viral Videos: Numa Numa

Continued

2009-02-20T11:55:00.000-08:00

I just saw this video and thought we could continue the theme of Awkward Music Videos. Enjoy!

Awkward Music Videos

2009-02-16T08:45:00.000-08:00

So we all know the internet is a great place for people to show their talents. I mean, look, we already saw Kazookeylele, and Chocolate Rain's an old hit. Well, I have a few new ones, original tracks and some dubs, that can be locked away as another hit for internet music.

This first one is a guy enjoying his time on the jumbtron a little too much:

Next is a tribute to George Washington (language is a little rough on this one)

This next one is one of my favorite things on Youtube. They make these folk-y video songs that I just love!

This last one I stumbled upon completely by accident, but these guys did a whole musical week where they all sang a Vlog entry. I think this was the best for the week:

Commercials

2009-02-11T10:21:00.001-08:00

If you guys are anything like me, you hate sitting through cheesy info-mercials.

These re-dubs make them a lot easier to handle. Enjoy!

$0.002 = 0.002¢

2009-02-06T10:12:00.000-08:00

I guess Verizon has their own system of math:

Stoners, start 'em young.

2009-02-03T21:53:00.000-08:00

I don't have much to say about this one, except it's hilarious.

The kid just got back from surgery at the dentists.

To quote Collegehumor, "He's no longer scared of the dentist, but he's terrified of the like, meaninglessness of life and stuff."
Video compliments of Collegehumor.

Podcast!

2009-02-03T11:44:00.001-08:00

Hey guys!

So I've made this wonderful podcast for you all to listen to... It's not really too long and it's just about some weird news I found.

or listen to it here.

Cup Chicks... j/k

2009-01-31T16:10:00.000-08:00

What happened leading up to Cup Chicks?

Click here for a bigger version.

Visit my friends.

2009-01-31T00:52:00.000-08:00

Hey guys!

Just a quick update, make sure you give the guys at Collegehumor a visit. The more visits I give them, the better chance I have of them putting my link on their site.

Ukulele Craze

2009-01-30T18:22:00.001-08:00

So the other day a friend of mine (check out his blog) showed me this video:

And I thought that was the end. I mean, is there really that much competition after that? It's "The Final Countdown" on three of the craziest instruments.

Then I found this Kazoo ensemble:

And I thought I had finally reached the end of the world, until I found this:

Crotch kazoo, FTW.

I think it's time.

2009-01-26T11:59:00.000-08:00

I have something I need to tell you all...

I have an obsession with Jake and Amir. These are two guys who work at Collegehumor.com and make videos in their spare time. They are hilarious and have a great dynamic. They post about twice weekly and I've seen EVERY single video they've made. And now it's time to introduce you.

Their website is here. You should go check them out, but here's a couple of my favorite videos.

Monopoly

Election

Secretary

Nutrition

Bicycles... at their best

2009-01-22T21:11:00.000-08:00

Welcome back followers; I know it's been a while, but I've found some great videos about bicycles for your return.

I don't know if you've noticed, but something that's becoming a fad around me has been this concept of "Going Green," and, on a college campus, this means walking or riding your bike whenever you get the chance. This sentiment seems fine, and I must say a adhere to it as much as possible, but sometimes biking doesn't well as you hoped it would.

What if you have too many people "Going Green" at the same time?
(What this video lacks in sound, it makes up for in carnage)

Or how about when the path given to you isn't quite good enough?

But then again, maybe you'll become really good at biking and never need to walk anywhere again; like this guy.

Until next time!

Recommendation

2009-01-16T15:05:00.001-08:00

Hey guys, just a quick little update. This video has been skyrocketing up the favorites on Collegehumor and YouTube. If you haven't seen it, make sure you check it out! I think it's hilarious.

Compliments of Collegehumor:

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Unemployed?

2009-01-15T20:00:00.000-08:00

Welcome back!

I was really bored the other day as I was at work and I was reading something about the American Idol premiere. This got me thinking about how talented these people were, and many of them didn't even have to work at it. That's the life! I need to get paid for my talents!

So, I started taking an inventory of my talents to see if any of them are useful enough for me to pursue a career with, but alas I've found whatever talent I have, I know it's more useful than some of these guys:

Don't get me wrong, I applaud this guy tremendously. I've watched the tutorial and the pure physics of this operation is intense. I just don't know how much real-life application this has. Sure, he could become a great entertainer; but I wouldn't pay to see some guy stacking dice. Would you?

But in this guy's defense, at least he's not pulling a car by his eyelids. Observe exhibit A:

That's just plain stupidity. I don't even think this guy can qualify this as a talent.

I guess this just really bums me out; growing up I always saw my weird talent of sweating profusely from one armpit my way to the big leagues, but I guess not.

Leave me a comment with the talents you have that you think will help you make it big. But, if all else fails, I hear Wendy's is hiring.

Basketball Failure

2009-01-13T13:15:00.000-08:00

Greetings fellow web-goers! Today I’ve found a golden video focusing on the improper use of basketball hoops. First off, I must say I’m glad to see people failing at basketball; videos like NBA Top 10 Best Dunks Ever make me feel less and less like a man every time I watch them, and only remind me of how much time I waste watching NBA Top 10 Best Dunks Ever videos.

But on an up-note, we can always learn from this Einstein…

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This video comes from Break.com, and what I love about it the most is that it almost works; that’s right, if he wouldn’t have shifted his weight backwards at five seconds into this video it would have become a great success and not fell-- on his face-- and to the Bottom of the Bin as an awesome failure.

With this video it’s hard to give out the “I didn’t see that the first time I watched it” Award because there are so many little nuggets of gold speckled throughout. But I think the most worthy thing is that it looks like the kid is trying to make his way to the top of a church. Compare to this picture:

Notice the same sort of low roof structure of a small community church.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t think a basketball-hoop catapult is the best way to get to heaven. And breaking church property doesn’t help much either.

An honorable mention goes to the guy (most easily seen at :22), to the left of the hoop, who looks like he is holding some type of green padding. Too bad he didn’t put it on the gutter of the building before lift-off.

It’s also great to note that it takes six guys to get this kid off the ground.

Overall, I love this video because there are eight people seen in the video, plus the camera man, and not one of them figured the hoop wasn’t prepared for the G-forces that kid’s butt was creating.

Until next time, here are some more great Basketball failures:

Jumping Through Basketball Hoop Fail

Kid Gets Hit With Basketball

Skateboard Basketball Fail